From trailer to end credits, scene by scene, this isn‘t your average bad movies podcast. We watch the worst movies so you don‘t have to (but maybe you should).
Episodes
Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Russ and Jared (or did they hire soundalikes?) are here with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of The Stand In (2020), starring Drew Barrymore (x2), Michael Zegen, Holland Taylor, Michelle Buteau, Charlie Barnett, Ellie Kemper, and T.J. Miller. The guys are talking noisy movie theater candy, Fatal Attraction meets Toy Story, and the usual Fast Facts and Hollywood Pitches. Enjoy and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Jul 18, 2023
Tuesday Jul 18, 2023
Russ and Jared haven't just been standing around like a couple gibronis, they've been watching the trailer for The Stand In (2020), starring Drew Barrymore (x2), Michael Zegen, Holland Taylor, Michelle Buteau, Charlie Barnett, Ellie Kemper, and T.J. Miller. The Fan Service drought is over with a new email from Elizabeth/Chat GPT! Not only that, but the guys are doing some legendary prognosticating and Russ continues to mispronounce Saban. All that and more in the week's episode, and stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!
Thursday Jul 13, 2023
Thursday Jul 13, 2023
When we last left Russ and Jared, they were about to start exploring some of the more interesting vampire mind control techniques our soon-to-be vampire queen can do. The guys are here to drive a stake into the heart of Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Dominic Sherwood, Danila Kozlovsky, Cameron Monaghan, Sarah Hyland, Gabriel Byrne, and Sami Gayle. You won't have to stand in line for next week's Trailer Trash, but you should set phasers (podcast apps?) to auto-download!
Tuesday Jul 11, 2023
Tuesday Jul 11, 2023
Bat! If only the titular vampires in this flick could turn into bats, lots of problems could have been solved. You got it, Russ and Jared are swooping into Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Dominic Sherwood, Danila Kozlovsky, Cameron Monaghan, Sarah Hyland, Gabriel Byrne, and Sami Gayle. The guys have plenty of Fast Facts and some on-point Hollywood Pitches! As always, stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday.
Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Nothing screams "happy 4th of July" like vampires! So from the ITMT family to yours, have a blood-sucking good holiday if you're in the US! Russ and Jared are biting off more than they can chew with the trailer for Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Dominic Sherwood, Danila Kozlovsky, Cameron Monaghan, Sarah Hyland, Gabriel Byrne, and Sami Gayle. Tune in for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
It's time for Kable's last stand, and he just got drunk! You got it, Russ and Jared a finishing Gamer (2009), starring Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Terry Crews, Ludacris, Amber Valletta, Logan Lerman, Kyra Sedgwick, and Alison Lohman. Believe it or not, the movie only gets more ridiculous from this point forward. And Jared gets his wish of a Michael C. Hall musical number! Tune in to hear all about it and find out how this one ends.
Tuesday Jun 27, 2023
Tuesday Jun 27, 2023
Ever wonder what a bad videogame movie would be like? Just kidding, we know it's most of them (except 1993's Super Mario Bros.). Even though this one's not based on a real game, it's still a real stinker. That's right, Russ and Jared are breaking down Gamer (2009), starring Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Terry Crews, Ludacris, Amber Valletta, Logan Lerman, Kyra Sedgwick, and Alison Lohman. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Do you love when the lines are blurred between video games and movies? So do Russ and Jared, especially when they star friend-of-the-pod, Gerry Butts! The guys are digging into the trailer for another listener suggestion, Gamer (2009), starring Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Terry Crews, Ludacris, Amber Valletta, Logan Lerman, Kyra Sedgwick, and Alison Lohman. A new form of entertainment will be unleashed, don't miss it! And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week.
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
When we last left Russ and Jared, the guys were discussing how you should always lie to men and have wildly dysfunctional relationships. Join the fellas to finish Can You Keep a Secret? (2019), starring Alexandra Daddario, Tyler Hoechlin, Sunita Mani, David Ebert, Kate Easton, Robert King, and Kimiko Glenn. Stay tuned for a new movie next Tuesday!
Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
Turns out this movie didn't turn into something from the Final Destination franchise... which is a shame. That's right, the guys are spilling all their secrets as they start breaking down Can You Keep a Secret? (2019), starring Alexandra Daddario, Tyler Hoechlin, Sunita Mani, David Ebert, Kate Easton, Robert King, and Kimiko Glenn. Tune in for Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, and more! And stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday.