From trailer to end credits, scene by scene, this isn‘t your average bad movies podcast. We watch the worst movies so you don‘t have to (but maybe you should).
Episodes
Tuesday Oct 11, 2022
Tuesday Oct 11, 2022
This week, Russ and Jared are tackling their second movie based on one of enemy of the pod, Nicholas Sparks', books. Welcome to the Trailer Trash for The Choice (2016), starring friend of the pod, Teresa Palmer, as well as Benjamin Walker, Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Alexandra Daddario, Anna Enger Ritch, and Tom Wilkinson (also friend of the pod). Tune in for Fan Service, trashing of this trailer, and plenty of Prognosticating with Russ and Jared. Then stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!
Thursday Oct 06, 2022
Thursday Oct 06, 2022
Taking a cue from the movie, we're releasing it again! Just kidding, this is part 2, an actual separate episode. If you haven't guessed, Russ and Jared are about to put the nail in the coffin of the worst vampire movie since Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 1; we're talking Morbius (2022), starring Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Tyrese Gibson, Al Madrigal, and Michael Keaton. When we last left off, Johnny Law was about to catch up to our old pal, Morbius... Will there be consequences? Tune in to find out!
Tuesday Oct 04, 2022
Tuesday Oct 04, 2022
It's Morbin' time! Jared and Russ are about to get Morbed in this week's episode as they dissect Morbius (2022), starring Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Tyrese Gibson, Al Madrigal, and Michael Keaton (not a star, but good for SEO). Do you think it made a Morbillion dollars? Do you think the guys will pull punches during their Morbywood Pitches? Only one way to Morb out! Go Morb yourself and give this episode a listen. Then stay Morbed for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
A movie so good they released it twice! You guessed it, Russ and Jared are trashing the trailer for Morbius (2022), starring Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Tyrese Gibson, Al Madrigal, and Michael Keaton (very generously saying "starring"). Will this be a tale of too many Jareds? Will Russ learn how to play chess? Why would you ask those questions before listening to the episode? Tune in to find out! And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of the movie next week.
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Russ and Jared are back to put the final nail in the booth coffin for The Kissing Booth 3 (2021), starring Joey King, Jacob Elordi, Joel Courtney, Meganne Young, Taylor Zakhar Perez, Maisie Richardson-Sellers, and Molly Ringwald. When we last left the guys, they were talking about how maybe Elle and Noah just shouldn't be together... it's better for all of us. Tune in as the guys discuss relationships, carton drinking (again), and how they would have made a better movie.
Tuesday Sep 20, 2022
Tuesday Sep 20, 2022
***AIR HORNS*** It's time to kick off the end of this trilogy with Jared and Russ. The guys are here with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of The Kissing Booth 3 (2021), starring Joey King, Jacob Elordi, Joel Courtney, Meganne Young, Taylor Zakhar Perez, Maisie Richardson-Sellers, and Molly Ringwald. There's loads of Quick Info (and a call for democracy), Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, and more. So come on down, the booth is open!
Tuesday Sep 13, 2022
Tuesday Sep 13, 2022
Do you like movies that are not good? Do you consider yourself to be a get-goer? Want to party with the likes of Donna Mint, Ryan Smalls, and Daymien Marc-Eddy? If you answered yes to at least one of those questions, you may be qualified to work at ITMT Industries Labs Corp! While you're mulling over your application, study up with the Russ and Jared as they talk about The Kissing Booth 3 (2021), starring Joey King, Jacob Elordi, Joel Courtney, Meganne Young, Taylor Zakhar Perez, Maisie Richardson-Sellers, and Molly Ringwald. Stay tuned for the scene-by-scene breakdown next week!
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
RAWRRRR! Is that a dinosaur, or Jeff Goldblum? *cue adorable Old El Paso little girl* "¿Por qué no los dos?" Russ and Jared are back to finish Jurassic World: Dominion (2022), starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Isabella Sermon, and BD Wong. Tune in for more dinosaur facts and the epic conclusion to this much-maligned sequel franchise!
Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
Russ and Jared are going paleo! Not that kind of paleo though, they love legumes and refined sugar almost as much as they love dinosaurs. That's right, the guys are kicking off the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of Jurassic World: Dominion, starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Isabella Sermon, and BD Wong. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Aug 30, 2022
Tuesday Aug 30, 2022
Like life, ITMT will find a way (to be disappointed in the latest schlock from the Jurassic Park franchise)! That's right Russ and Jared are kicking off a new Trailer Trash for Jurassic World: Dominion (2022), starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Isabella Sermon, and BD Wong. Listen to the guys wax poetic about their love of dinosaurs, chat about how Fallen Kingdom went way off the rails, and prognosticate about what untold horrors this movie will contain. Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!