From trailer to end credits, scene by scene, this isn‘t your average bad movies podcast. We watch the worst movies so you don‘t have to (but maybe you should).
Episodes
Thursday Nov 03, 2022
Thursday Nov 03, 2022
When we last left off, Uncle Glenn died and our heroes torched their van. Back to walking in the forest (like the rest of the movie so far). Russ and Jared are here to wrap up The Silence (2019), starring Stanley Tucci, Kiernan Shipka, Miranda Otto, Kate Trotter, Kyle Harrison Breitkopf, John Corbett, and Billy MacLellan. Will the guys make it out alive and with their tongues intact? Tune in to find out!
Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
Shhhhhhhh... and listen! Russ and Jared can't be silent about this one anymore. The guys are starting The Silence (2019), starring Stanley Tucci, Kiernan Shipka, Miranda Otto, Kate Trotter, Kyle Harrison Breitkopf, John Corbett, and Billy MacLellan. For a movie about being quiet, there's a lot more crappy dialogue than you'd expect. But you'll never get crappy dialogue from our loquacious hosts! Tune in and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday.
Wednesday Oct 26, 2022
Wednesday Oct 26, 2022
When the world is under attack from mysterious flying creatures, who do you want in your corner? Russ and Jared have your back, they promise. The guys are discussing this very possibility in this episode featuring the trailer for The Silence (2019), starring Stanley Tucci, Kiernan Shipka, Miranda Otto, Kate Trotter, Kyle Harrison Breitkopf, John Corbett, and Billy MacLellan. It's not a ripoff of A Quiet Place, for real! Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week.
Thursday Oct 20, 2022
Thursday Oct 20, 2022
Did you make the choice to listen to the last couple episodes of ITMT? Good on you! When we left Russ and Jared in part 1, they were talking about the awkward sex fight affair scene between the two main characters. Tune in for the wrap-up of The Choice (2016), starring Teresa Palmer, as well as Benjamin Walker, Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Alexandra Daddario, Anna Enger Ritch, and Tom Wilkinson.
Tuesday Oct 18, 2022
Tuesday Oct 18, 2022
What choices have you made today? If you want to add one more good decision to your list, join Russ and Jared as they slide into The Choice (2016), starring Teresa Palmer, as well as Benjamin Walker, Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Alexandra Daddario, Anna Enger Ritch, and Tom Wilkinson. For once, the guys were actually pretty spot on with their prognostications from Trailer Trash. Tune in to find out what they got right! And stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday to find out if the guys are ready to choose violence after this one.
Tuesday Oct 11, 2022
Tuesday Oct 11, 2022
This week, Russ and Jared are tackling their second movie based on one of enemy of the pod, Nicholas Sparks', books. Welcome to the Trailer Trash for The Choice (2016), starring friend of the pod, Teresa Palmer, as well as Benjamin Walker, Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Alexandra Daddario, Anna Enger Ritch, and Tom Wilkinson (also friend of the pod). Tune in for Fan Service, trashing of this trailer, and plenty of Prognosticating with Russ and Jared. Then stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!
Thursday Oct 06, 2022
Thursday Oct 06, 2022
Taking a cue from the movie, we're releasing it again! Just kidding, this is part 2, an actual separate episode. If you haven't guessed, Russ and Jared are about to put the nail in the coffin of the worst vampire movie since Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 1; we're talking Morbius (2022), starring Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Tyrese Gibson, Al Madrigal, and Michael Keaton. When we last left off, Johnny Law was about to catch up to our old pal, Morbius... Will there be consequences? Tune in to find out!
Tuesday Oct 04, 2022
Tuesday Oct 04, 2022
It's Morbin' time! Jared and Russ are about to get Morbed in this week's episode as they dissect Morbius (2022), starring Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Tyrese Gibson, Al Madrigal, and Michael Keaton (not a star, but good for SEO). Do you think it made a Morbillion dollars? Do you think the guys will pull punches during their Morbywood Pitches? Only one way to Morb out! Go Morb yourself and give this episode a listen. Then stay Morbed for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
A movie so good they released it twice! You guessed it, Russ and Jared are trashing the trailer for Morbius (2022), starring Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Tyrese Gibson, Al Madrigal, and Michael Keaton (very generously saying "starring"). Will this be a tale of too many Jareds? Will Russ learn how to play chess? Why would you ask those questions before listening to the episode? Tune in to find out! And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of the movie next week.
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Russ and Jared are back to put the final nail in the booth coffin for The Kissing Booth 3 (2021), starring Joey King, Jacob Elordi, Joel Courtney, Meganne Young, Taylor Zakhar Perez, Maisie Richardson-Sellers, and Molly Ringwald. When we last left the guys, they were talking about how maybe Elle and Noah just shouldn't be together... it's better for all of us. Tune in as the guys discuss relationships, carton drinking (again), and how they would have made a better movie.