From trailer to end credits, scene by scene, this isn‘t your average bad movies podcast. We watch the worst movies so you don‘t have to (but maybe you should).
Episodes
Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
Time for Russ and Jared to swap bodies and dive into Self/less (2015), starring Ryan Reynolds, Ben Kingsley, Matthew Goode, Natalie Martinez, and Victor Garber. The guys are spot on in this week's Hollywood Pitch segment, they uncover some more of Donna Mint's back story, and there's more terrible accent work than should be allowed on the podcast. And fine, you got us, maybe Russ and Jared don't have access to body switching tech... or maybe... just maybe... Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Russ and Jared are back with a new trailer, this time for sci-fi "thriller," Self/less (2015), starring Ryan Reynolds, Ben Kingsley, Matthew Goode, Natalie Martinez, and Victor Garber. From the premise, this one sounds good... but it must be bad if it's on ITMT. False hope abounds. The guys have a new Fan Service email, talk Prognostications, and more in this week's episode!
Thursday Jan 13, 2022
Thursday Jan 13, 2022
Hard to believe Russ and Jared made it all the way to part 2, but it's here! Time to finish what they started, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011) starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Michael Sheen, Nikki Reed, and Jackson Rathbone. When we last left the guys, Edward and Bella were finally just leaving their wedding to head to honeymoon in Brazil. Tune in to hear all about the horrors that await our heroes (to be clear, Russ and Jared are our heroes)!
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
What's in a name? That which we call a podcast, by any other name, no matter how many title colons and parts ones, would sound as sweet... right? Russ and Jared are back with the scene-by-scene breakdown of everyone's favorite Romeo and Juliet retelling, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011) starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Michael Sheen, Nikki Reed, and Jackson Rathbone. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
The boys are back for 2022 with a new Trailer Trash, now with even more title colons! Happy new year, y'all! And Russ and Jared are coming in hot with what y'all are craving, more Twilight. This time it's The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011) starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Michael Sheen, Nikki Reed, and Jackson Rathbone. Tune in to hear about the trailer and a new ITMT character... and then stay tuned for the full scene-by-scene breakdown next week!
Thursday Dec 30, 2021
Thursday Dec 30, 2021
When we last left Russ and Jared, they were just getting to the part of the movie where Uncle Jamie drops Aurelia off in the middle of nowhere by a basketball court, a true romantic gesture, before getting into a car accident. That's right, the guys are finishing everyone's favorite holiday movie, Love Actually (2003), starring Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Liam Neeson, Colin Firth, Emma Thompson, Laura Linney, Bill Nighy, Martine McCutcheon, Andrew Lincoln, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, and Martin Freeman. Happy new year from the ITMT team and we'll be back with new episodes in 2022!
Tuesday Dec 28, 2021
Tuesday Dec 28, 2021
The guys are starting the scene-by-scene breakdown for the ITMT holiday special featuring Love Actually (2003), starring Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Liam Neeson, Colin Firth, Emma Thompson, Laura Linney, Bill Nighy, Martine McCutcheon, Andrew Lincoln, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, and Martin Freeman. Now that they've seen it, Russ and Jared can't understand how this one became a holiday classic. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
It's happening! The ITMT holiday special, featuring a movie that other people universally enjoy that Russ and Jared probably won't. As is tradition, they're starting with the trailer, this time for Love Actually (2003), starring Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Liam Neeson, Colin Firth, Emma Thompson, Laura Linney, Bill Nighy, Martine McCutcheon, Andrew Lincoln, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, and Martin Freeman.
The guys have some wild predictions in Russ and Jared Prognosticate, from a Mr. Bean-led assassination attempt to Liam Neeson doing a reverse-Taken on Margaret Thatcher. Tune in to find out what else might be in store, and they'll be back with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!
Thursday Dec 16, 2021
Thursday Dec 16, 2021
Russ and Jared are back with the second half of Chaos Walking (2021), starring Tom Holland, Daisy Ridley, Mads Mikkelsen, David Oyelowo, and Nick Jonas. When we last left the guys, Todd and Viola were trying to escape from Todd's dads' farm to head to Farbranch, and shenanigans will obviously ensue. Tune in to find out if they make it, and for the big reveal on what actually happened to the women of Prentisstown!
Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
Russ and Jared are back with the scene-by-scene teardown of sci-fi adventure, Chaos Walking (2021), starring Tom Holland, Daisy Ridley, Mads Mikkelsen, David Oyelowo, and Nick Jonas. Lots of talented people worked on this movie, and the book it's based on has a pretty unique premise, so the guys really have no idea how this turned into the disaster it is. Find out how bad it really is in the episode, and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!