From trailer to end credits, scene by scene, this isn‘t your average bad movies podcast. We watch the worst movies so you don‘t have to (but maybe you should).
Episodes
Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
How can a movie featuring Tom Holland, Daisy Ridley, Mads Mikkelsen, David Oyelowo, and (we guess) Nick Jonas be bad? Russ and Jared are about to find out, starting with this week's Trailer Trash! The guys are discussing the trailer for Chaos Walking (2021), a star-studded space western that seems to be as hard to follow as its logline. And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!
Thursday Dec 02, 2021
Thursday Dec 02, 2021
When we last left Russ and Jared, Jacob was feeling sick at the theater on a group date with Bella, the situation was about to become even angstier, and Jared was getting ready to do some singing apparently. Tune in as the guys offer some script notes and finish The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009), starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Michael Sheen, and Dakota Fanning.
Tuesday Nov 30, 2021
Tuesday Nov 30, 2021
This week, Russ and Jared are howling with laughter as they sink their teeth into The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009), starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Michael Sheen, and Dakota Fanning. Find out if this flick has some biting humor, or if it just plain sucks, in this batty episode. And you can bark at New Moon: Part 2 with the guys on Thursday!
Tuesday Nov 23, 2021
Tuesday Nov 23, 2021
It's finally time! Russ and Jared are talking about everyone's favorite sexy vampire (and werewolf) teenagers in this week's Trailer Trash. The guys are diving head first into the deep end (a.k.a. the second movie) with The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009), starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Michael Sheen, and Dakota Fanning. Hope the U.S. listeners have a great Thanksgiving! And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week.
Thursday Nov 18, 2021
Thursday Nov 18, 2021
Russ and Jared are back with part 2! When we last left the guys, they were talking about bailing Dennis Quaid out of jail, G-Buts was going to be late to pick his kid up for his soccer game, and it seemed like there might be a path to getting Gerry's sports career back on track. Tune in for the thrilling conclusion to Playing for Keeps (2012), starring Gerard Butler, Jessica Biel, Dennis Quaid, Uma Thurman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Judy Greer, and Noah Lomax.
Tuesday Nov 16, 2021
Tuesday Nov 16, 2021
Russ and Jared are back with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of the box office success, Playing for Keeps (2012), starring Gerard Butler, Jessica Biel, Dennis Quaid, Uma Thurman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Judy Greer, and Noah Lomax. In this episode, find out which surprisingly good films are connected to this one, the guys workshop Corrections Corner, Jared offers a never-been-done-before Hollywood Pitch, and more! Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday.
Tuesday Nov 09, 2021
Tuesday Nov 09, 2021
Y'all asked for it, and Russ and Jared have delivered, another romantic comedy week! The guys are breaking down the trailer for Playing for Keeps (2012), starring Gerard Butler, Jessica Biel, Dennis Quaid, Uma Thurman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Judy Greer, and Noah Lomax. This star-studded film sits at an impressive 4% on Rotten Tomatoes, but it just can't be that bad, right? Right?! At least there's new Fan Service to keep the fellas going. And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!
Thursday Nov 04, 2021
Thursday Nov 04, 2021
When we left the guys in the last episode, our main character was mopping the bathroom floor, and a side character was splattered all over another floor (and walls). Russ and Jared are wrapping up Breach (2020), starring Bruce Willis, Cody Kearsley, Rachel Nichols, Kassandra Clementi, Johnny Messner, and Thomas Jane. Tune in to find out how this one ends; you won't be disappointed, and you'll never guess the off-the-rails, twisted ending.
Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
This week, Russ and Jared are talking about Breach (2020), starring Bruce Willis, Cody Kearsley, Rachel Nichols, Kassandra Clementi, Johnny Messner, and Thomas Jane. Absolutely one of the worst movies the guys have talked about is maybe also the best Bruce Willis performance they've covered to date. Everything else (and even that) about this sci-fi horror thriller is a nightmare, and not the good kind. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Russ and Jared are back to rip into a new trailer this week for sci-fi horror, Breach (2020)! This is another Bruce Willis special, also starring Cody Kearsley, Rachel Nichols, Kassandra Clementi, Johnny Messner, and Thomas Jane. The guys have a new Fan Service email from friend of the pod, Ben, discuss the finer points of launch ladies, the originality of New Earth, the correct pronunciation of Saban, and a lot more! Stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week.