From trailer to end credits, scene by scene, this isn‘t your average bad movies podcast. We watch the worst movies so you don‘t have to (but maybe you should).
Episodes
Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
It's decidedly not Die Hard! This week Russ and Jared are tackling the trailer for Hard Kill (2020), a coincidentally similarly named movie also starring Bruce Willis (and also Eva Marie, Lala Kent, Jesse Metcalfe, Sergio Rizzuto, and our old pal with the most excellent name, Texas Battle. In this episode, Jared solicits recipes from the listeners, the fellas discuss pro wrestling, and they estimate how much Bruce Willis will actually be in this one. Stay tuned for the full scene-by-scene breakdown next week!
Thursday Aug 12, 2021
Thursday Aug 12, 2021
The guys are back with part 2! Russ and Jared are wrapping up White Noise (2005), starring Michael Keaton, Deborah Kara Unger, Ian McNeice, and Mike Dopud. Where we left off in part 1, Ian McNeice was explaining to Michael Keaton that not all static ghosts are friendly. Will Michael Keaton solve the mystery of what's going on with his ghost wife? Will Michael Keaton's son finally get to have a catch with a loving father? Find out in the thrilling finale!
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
This week, Russ and Jared are getting into White Noise (2005)! Starring Michael Keaton, Deborah Kara Unger, Ian McNeice, and Mike Dopud, this movie's got it all: Batman, spooky ghosts, and children just wanting to be loved by their dads. This week the guys also do their most in-depth Fast Facts yet!
And as always, stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Russ and Jared are back with their favorite kind of trailer, the kind that tells you almost nothing about the plot of the movie. They're settling in for White Noise (2005), another movie Jared has seen (and forgotten), and starring Michael Keaton, Deborah Kara Unger, Ian McNeice, and Mike Dopud. Tune in to hear the guys reminisce about early 2000s special effects and tear this trailer apart!
Thursday Jul 29, 2021
Thursday Jul 29, 2021
When we left Russ and Jared, the guys weren't even quite halfway into fan-favorite romantic comedy, The Perfect Man (2005). Will Mike O'Malley get a date? Will Caroline Rhea be in the movie again? Will Heather Locklear finally find love? Will Hilary Duff end up on To Catch a Predator because of Ben Feldman? Find out in part 2. Then again, you can't beat the Mona Lisa!
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
It's time for Russ and Jared to discover what it means to be The Perfect Man (2005)! Starring Caroline Rhea (if you ask Jared), Heather Locklear, Hilary Duff, and Ben Feldman, this movie asks the question that's always on all of our minds: what would happen if Hilary Duff successfully catfished Heather Locklear? For the answer, you'll have to tune in to this week's episode!
Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Russ and Jared are back with a romantic comedy this week, The Perfect Man (2005)! Starring Heather Locklear, Hilary Duff, and Ben Feldman, this film is sure to be The Perfect Movie. It's a tale as old as time: mother moves her daughters every time she has a bad breakup, daughter decides to create a fake perfect boyfriend, and hijinks ensue. Watch the trailer with the guys and enjoy a new Fan Service email in this episode!
Thursday Jul 15, 2021
Thursday Jul 15, 2021
When we last left Russ and Jared, they were just about to start figuring out how the aliens work. Hint: it's exactly as electric and arbitrary as you assumed. The movie still hasn't told anyone what the female characters' names are, the greasy entrepreneurs are questioning whether they're the lone survivors, and shenanigans are about to ensue. Join the guys as they wrap up The Darkest Hour (2011), starring Emile Hirsch, alongside Max Minghella, Olivia Thirlby, and Rachael Taylor.
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
Russ and Jared are back with another sci-fi action film, The Darkest Hour (2011)! This one stars ITMT fave, Emile Hirsch, alongside Max Minghella, Olivia Thirlby, and Rachael Taylor. What would you do if you were at a Moscow nightclub with your business partner, chatting up some fellow Americans, when out of nowhere, electric aliens attack and massacre everyone around you? Contemplate that while you listen to the episode, and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
ITMT favorite, Emile Hirsch, is back in this week's Trailer Trash for The Darkest Hour (2011)! Also starring Max Minghella, Olivia Thirlby, and Rachael Taylor, this flick promises bad accents, electric aliens, and Russian nightclubs. What more could Russ and Jared ask for? The guys also have some tips in Fan Service from friend of the pod, Emily, for how you too can win more radio contests. All that and more in this week's episode!