From trailer to end credits, scene by scene, this isn‘t your average bad movies podcast. We watch the worst movies so you don‘t have to (but maybe you should).
Episodes
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
After last week's trailer, Russ and Jared knew they were in for some trouble. But they couldn't have predicted this movie would give them Jared's new favorite nonsense villain, Jason Leyva's semi-brilliant General Dix. Join the guys as they take on Robot Riot (2020), starring Sarah J. Bartholomew and Ryan Merriman. And stay tuned for Part 2 on Thursday!
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
This week, Russ and Jared are starting up their new mini episode series called Trailer Trash, where they'll take you through the trailer for the movie they'll be covering the following week. The guys hope you'll enjoy and watch along with them! First up is Robot Riot (2020), the (awesomely named) terrible movie about battling against an army of giant robots and an insane general in some abandoned town.
Russ and Jared will be back with Robot Riot: Part 1 next Tuesday!
Thursday Dec 17, 2020
Thursday Dec 17, 2020
We're back for part 2! At the end of the last episode Russ and Jared were just realizing things were going south for Jessica Biel. She's on the run in the forest, the whole town is trying to find her, everyone's upset, and everything is awful. You're in for a treat with this one. Find out the actual identity of The Tall Man, and what happens to Jessica Biel and Jodelle Ferland!
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
Just like some of you felt misled when Russ and Jared covered Force of Nature (not Forces of Nature), the guys felt pretty misled when they watched The Tall Man (2012), starring Jessica Biel. Teasing itself as a spooky Slender Man movie, Russ and Jared were in for a ride that couldn't have been further from that. Find out what's in store for our hero, Jessica Biel, in this week's episode. Spoilers: it's not Slender Man.
Part 2 drops on Thursday, the guys promise it'll be a shorter episode!
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
It's part 2! When Russ and Jared left off, the new app, Jungle, had just been released to wild, immediate (and inexplicable) success. Now it's a race to the bottom as all of the unlikeable characters compete to determine who's the worst. Find out the thrilling conclusion to Swiped (2018), starring Noah Centineo, Kendall Sanders, and Shelby Wulfert!
Tuesday Dec 08, 2020
Tuesday Dec 08, 2020
This movie has good actors in it like Noah Centineo (To All The Boys I've Loved Before), George Hamilton (not Columbo), and Nathan Gamble (The Dark Knight), and still manages to be the worst film Russ and Jared have covered so far. Swiped (2018) is a crime against people who like to enjoy movies.
Want to find out what Russ thinks about people who read while they're walking down the street? Join the guys as they swipe right on this abomination. Part 2 drops on Thursday!
Thursday Dec 03, 2020
Thursday Dec 03, 2020
It's time for part 2 of Force of Nature! At the end of our last episode, Russ and Jared had both converted to be rooting for the "villains." Our "heroes" just climbed up some scaffolding and David Zayas killed another perfectly good henchman. Listen in to find out if that comes back to bite him!
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
Watching Mel Gibson's antics (in movies and in real life) is usually fun, and Force of Nature delivers. Managing to be fast-paced, boring, and mildly offensive all at once, find out how Mel Gibson, David Zayas, Kate Bosworth, and Emile Hirsch deal with a hurricane heist. Join Russ and Jared as they dissect this disaster movie disaster!
Enjoy and stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!
Thursday Nov 26, 2020
Thursday Nov 26, 2020
We're back with part 2 of The Humanity Bureau! Russ and Jared left off talking about our gas station hero who (foolishly) sacrificed himself for Nicolas Cage. Will Nic Cage uncover the government plot? Will anyone get to go fishing at the dream lake? Most importantly, will they escape to Canada? Listen in and find out!
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
This week, Russ and Jared get a Nicolas Cage treat with The Humanity Bureau. In a dystopian future set in 2030 in the Midwest, the world is in a permanent state of economic recession and facing serious environmental problems as a result of global warming (feels an awful lot like 2020).
Hope you enjoy, make sure to stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!